Crybaby

Sitting at Benihana's last night, Amy said,
"Oh so did you see anything about Brett Favre?"
"Why, was he crying again?"
"Ha! No, it's some scandal about him and some gal who works for the Jets. And anyway, no one cries as much as Dick Vermeil."
"Seriously?"
"Oh yeah. That man cries at like, Hallmark commercials. He's worse than my mother."
"I had no idea. I find that endearing. Now about that scandal..."