J.Lo

Conversation btwn Fr. Michael, his BF and Michael's BF's BFF:

E to his BFF: "Brigit, I think Jennifer Lopez is a-mazing."
Michael: "Actually, I would agree that she is a uniquely talented individual."
E (in a state of shock): "Reallllly???"
Michael: "Yes. She possesses the uncanny ability to function simultaneously as a god-awful actress, while singing off key and 'performing' as a talentless ghetto street-dancer all at the same time."