The Babs

Fr. Michael runs group sessions and usually tries to start it off on a light note. One day he decided to start with a trivia question. He said that the person for them to guess was an extremely successful female singer over the age of 50. Easy enough. The twenty questions began and Michael began to see that these individuals were never going to get it. Missy Elliott was a great guess, cause she's totally over 50. Other guesses of Ke$ha and Sally Field leave one clutching their head in confusion. Michael was getting worried so he said, "Forty five to fifty percent of the group will know who this is." Twenty questions were up and Michael confessed that it was Barbra Streisand. He saw blank faces staring back at him. Through clenched teeth Michael told them, "I said 45-50% - if there is a single person in this room who doesn't know Barbra Streisand then they must leave my sight immediately."
He later said to me, "And I wonder why there's gay rumours at work about me..."