If only...

Me: I need a new bladder. I peepod entirely too much.

Skylar: You need like a bionic bladder or one that's like an oil refinery and it just burns it off.

Oh my god, that would be incredible. Seriously, I had to use the loo eleven times at work yesterday. This juicing and drinking water is bullshit. I'd slaughter small children for a slice of pizza right about now. Okay, that's an exaggeration. I'd definitely pinch one real hard on the back of their arm though.