No Holds Barred

The other night Fr. Michael was over and at about half past eleven we went to head out for a smoke. Michael stood at the threshold and waited while I reached for my cigarettes. This was when he asked me, flat out, "Do you incorporate nipple stimulation into your masturbatory activities?" The question wasn't what stopped me dead, it was his phrasing. Incorporate nipple stimulation? Sometimes he sounds like a textbook. The next day I told Double J and Skylar this at the office and after they caught their respective breath each asked, "What did you say?!" "I said 'Yes.' Duh? I mean, why wouldn't I? They're there and they're fabulous." This sent them each into yet another fit of shocked laughter.