Great Minds...

...think alike. Responses from myself and my brothers David & Xavier to an email sent from our mother:

Mum:
Hey I just heard that Joey Vento of Geno's steaks died of a heart attack. It is that damn cheese!

Sent from my iPad

Me:
good riddance. one less racist to plague our city.

Dave:
or the fact that he was a raging racist filled with hate....
Hate and cheese filling will eventually kill any man.

and Xavier:
Yay!!! I hated that guy!

(We are a family who hates hate.)

At His Request

Last night at Bishop's we were relaxing and watching random TV shows. During the break we saw an advert for Shark Attack 3-D or some such garbage. I turned to Bishop and said, "Ya know what 3-D is? It's James Blunt. We've seen what it can produce and we are no longer interested." Bishop cackled and then instructed me to immediately write that down and post it. I feel obliged to state that although I do not care for Mr. Blunt's song, I did see him on Top Gear and he seems like a lovely and charming man.

Holy Undiepants

Last night Fr. Michael and I were chatting and smoking out on his front porch and somehow the conversation turned towards Christianity, especially hard core crazy Christians. Michael spoke of Christ and who the man really was and what he stood for and I made the observation:
"Jesus was a laid back cat. He wore a dress and sandals. And I bet he didn't even sport undiewear."
There was a pensive pause and Michael finally said, "Well....I never gave that much thought, but I'm sure that's quite accurate." He then resumed his speech as normal.