Crazy Mike Goes Country

One day at The Aisles, Crazy Mike came up with a country styled song for a zombie film. He would walk down the juice aisle, straightening the bottles, and sing, "♪ I'm a face chewin' sonuvabitch!! ♫" It was catchy as all get out.

Crazy Mike

In February of '06 Crazy, Matt, & I were chatting in the backroom about how Crazy's car seemed like the carpet bag from Mary Poppins. He conceded when admitting, "Yeah, I've got everything in my car; shoes, shirts, pants, I've even got a couple Asian women left over from the 60s."

Back at the Aisles

Hanging out in grocery one day with Crazy Mike and Gluegens, I saw a mother and her five year old walk past and noticed that the little girl had a pacifier in her mouth. Way to start her off on the path to lifelong oral fixation, right? In my anger at such poor parenting, I turned to my co-workers and said, "Give that kid 11 years and she'll be givin' blow jobs to truck drivers in a seedy lot somewheres off the turnpike. Mark my words." Crazy Mike, without hesitation replied, "Well, God Bless her."