Monday, September 23, 2019

This Girl Ain't Havin' It

Bitching with a coworker about getting Quality Assurance reviews, I said how much I loathed that the adviser would tell me all the teeny tiny Mickey Mouse bullshit things I did wrong and then try to end on a high note with some incidental bit of praise. I was so angry I wanted to say to the guy, "Look, pal, don't bother to complement my gown while you lead me to the guillotine."
 

Tuesday, September 3, 2019

Pneumonia

Try to say this word and pronounce the silent P. It's damn near impossible.

Where Youse At?