What are you good at?

At Bishop's the other night this question was one of many that we pondered on his couch. My reply? "Eating cookies. I can eat the fuck outta a cookie." Bishop then instructed me to "write that shit down" and add it to my Scraps blog. So I did.

Your Mama's so...

...black, she went to night school and got marked absent.

Now, normally, I am not a fan of the "Your Mama's So" jokes, but this one had me howling!

The Truth About Sam from True Blood

Overheard at Merlotte's, "God bless who made those jeans." (referring to owner and local hottie Sam Merlotte) "I'm serious. I'd wear him like a scrunchie." Well, honey, you ain't alone. Most certainly one of the series' funniest lines.

Predators

Last night I was watching Predators - starring that smoldering bookish bad ass Adrien Brody - with my little brother, Xavier. Half way in, Xave says, "Ya know Doug's dad was a mercenary."
"Doug Cunningham?"
"Yeah. And a Mormon. A Mormon mercenary."
"Don't hear that everyday."
"No, ma'am, ya don't."