"Why is it always middle-aged white men that are standing outside Women's Clinics and protesting against abortion? Your life is almost over - go home and relax."
Amen to that.
Thursday, May 31, 2012
Friday, May 18, 2012
Email from Bishop
A dinner party, New Year's Eve 1994, at Star's posh house. Star has a few friends over for some light fare, booze, and merriment. Her friend Bishop is in rare form....
Bishop: I heard Faye Dunaway had her favorite dog made into a pair of boots. Well, that's nothing. Star had her second husband made into a small cagoule when he died.
Star: Don't be ridiculous, a cagoule? It was a small waist-ed evening jacket with Chanel buttons. And as in life he was a tight fit that never suited me well.
Oh how we do so love Absolutely Fabulous! This was without question, one of the funnniest damn emails I have ever received.
Bishop: I heard Faye Dunaway had her favorite dog made into a pair of boots. Well, that's nothing. Star had her second husband made into a small cagoule when he died.
Star: Don't be ridiculous, a cagoule? It was a small waist-ed evening jacket with Chanel buttons. And as in life he was a tight fit that never suited me well.
Oh how we do so love Absolutely Fabulous! This was without question, one of the funnniest damn emails I have ever received.
Tuesday, May 15, 2012
Danni's Rant
A few months after becoming single for the first time in several years, Danni went on a bit of a tear at the bar. She had not had much luck with the dates she'd been on and said to all who would listen, "What's wrong with me?? I mean, I'm pretty, I'm funny, I'm educated, I've got a great rack, and I'm sorry, but my vagina is beautiful." No surprise that the last comment made managed to turn a few heads.
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