American Psycho

Flirty Texts with Skylar!

 

Shady Maple

December of 2012 Skylar celebrated his 21st birthday in, er, um...style. He explained the following Monday,
"This weekend me and eight of my friends rented a limo and went out to Lancaster." Perplexed, I said, "You took a limousine to Amish Country?" With an ear to ear grin, Skylar told us, "Yup! To Shady Maple's Smorgasbord. Then we went to the Outlet stores and I got a Coach bag." Of course he did.

(Skylar is the handsome devil at the far right.)

Such a Lonely Word

Melissa, being a yoga instructor, is constantly inviting me to join her classes. I pacify her and tell her, "Yeah, sure, totally!" and then never follow through. She never got the hint. Finally she sent me a text and asked me to go to her class on the weekend. I declined and said I couldn't make it. She kept pressing until finally I broke out the brutal truth, "My desire to practice yoga is akin to my desire to eat horse meat raw. It doesn't exist." And damn if Melissa has not asked me to do yoga since! Honesty...ya gotta try it sometimes.

Dave Tells a Joke!

My older brother is not known for jokes. He's known for being drop dead hilariously funny, but not a joke teller. Wayne and I were sittin' on Mum's couch on Sunday and Dave comes in, "Yo, Wayne, got a trivia thing for ya. What is a group of crows called?" At the same time we both responded, "A murder." "Cool, now what do you call two crows together?" "Umm.....I have no idea..." Then Dave slowly backed out of the room and widened his eyes as he told us, "A-tempted murder..."

Our Resident Geek's Tough Side

At the Hellmouth, I was known for making a bunch of mixes to play during work. One Saturday afternoon at the start of my shift, I proudly showed the morning crew my latest old school rap mixes. I was working with our Peter Parker that night and wanted to save them for his arrival. Clint said, "Peter Parker doesn't look like he listens to black music." I later relayed this to pSquared and he was mildly offended. "Hey," he said, "That's not true. On the way here I was listening to Run DMC and Bobby Brown." Pause...... "Oh. Parker, were you listening to the Ghostbusters II soundtrack?" Pause...."yes."

Spotted in Antwerpen

Ashlee took this photo of a girl walking just outside our flat with no shoes on. Gross. So trashy.