Shady Maple

December of 2012 Skylar celebrated his 21st birthday in, er, um...style. He explained the following Monday,
"This weekend me and eight of my friends rented a limo and went out to Lancaster." Perplexed, I said, "You took a limousine to Amish Country?" With an ear to ear grin, Skylar told us, "Yup! To Shady Maple's Smorgasbord. Then we went to the Outlet stores and I got a Coach bag." Of course he did.

(Skylar is the handsome devil at the far right.)

Such a Lonely Word

Melissa, being a yoga instructor, is constantly inviting me to join her classes. I pacify her and tell her, "Yeah, sure, totally!" and then never follow through. She never got the hint. Finally she sent me a text and asked me to go to her class on the weekend. I declined and said I couldn't make it. She kept pressing until finally I broke out the brutal truth, "My desire to practice yoga is akin to my desire to eat horse meat raw. It doesn't exist." And damn if Melissa has not asked me to do yoga since! Honesty...ya gotta try it sometimes.