Maria Bamford

In Ms. Bamford's Special Special Special when she pretends to be her mother contacting Maria's sister in regards to the fact that Maria may in fact be missing and says, "I would stretch the shallows for your sister's body but we're out of ginger snaps and your father loves ginger snaps..." I nearly choked to death from laughing. Oh my god, that woman is too stinkin' funny!!

Growing Up Baptist

I asked my bestie one afternoon while driving on the Schuylkill Expressway, "Hey, Bish, what religion were you raised in?" He groaned his response, "Baptist." Clearly Bishop did not have any fond memories of this time and went on to say about how his mother would pinch him if he slouched or acted out of place in any way. "But I will admit that it had its moments. Ya know when someone gets the Spirit in 'em, it can be entertaining at the very least." Preach!

I had the weirdest...

...dream last night. Ya know those people that can't help but tell you of their dream? They don't mean to bore you to tears, it's just the only way to work out what their mind is trying to tell them. Not me, though. When I have a weird dream it is truly weird and can usually be summed up in one sentence. Anything more than that and you lose your audience. So, last night I dreamt that the Three Tenors reunited but they replaced Pavarotti with Russell Crowe. I've been in the waking world for well over ten and a half hours and still can't grasp that notion. It's absolutely terrifying.