Looks Can Be Deceiving I Guess

Bill from produce was telling me one day of the time he and a buddy of his were in Chicago for a Leather Convention. At nightfall they got dressed and headed to the elevator. Bill was in his usual attire for a night at the leather bar: Levi's 505's, leather chaps, engineer boots, no shirt, leather vest and leather jacket. Topped off with Master's cap to let the boys know he means business. Once in the elevator, an older gentleman nudged Bill with his elbow, winked and said with complete sincerity, "Gonna be knockin' the ladies dead ta'night, eh fellas?!" Um...if by ladies you mean queens, then yes. That is absolutely their intention. Something tells me he needs to take his gaydar in for inspection.