Monday, October 18, 2010

Tell It Like It Is

Conversation between my brother Dave and the gardener who asked what sort of landscaping they wanted for the front of the house:

Dave: "Look man, yer not gettin' any recommendations from us. I mean, we'd be sayin' sunflowers and pussy willows, y'know?"

Gardener: "Okay, so were you looking for annuals or perennials..."

Dave: "Y'know, get me a dictionary and tell me what that means cuz yer seriously speaking a foreign language here."

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