The Truth Is Out

Hanging out with my friend Joesph the other night, he was telling me that he always feels like people think he's shop lifting when he wears his puffy black coat. I said it was a normal jacket and there's no way anyone would suspect him based solely on his choice of outerwear. I asked if he ever shoplifted and he said, "No, no. Never. Oh, no wait. Yes. When I was bingeing I used to steal candy bars. I was making $35,000 a year and I was stealing candy. (long pensive pause) I've had some interesting chapters in my life..."