Thursday, September 13, 2012

Winter Blues

Conversation between Nicole and myself at my home - which has no heat - in the dead of winter, earlier this year:

Me gettin' dressed: Oh my God - these jeans are FREEZING!
Nicole: Why aren't ya wearin' yer long johns?
Me: No no no - those long undie-roos are for nite-nite time only.
Nicole, slightly irritated: Why?
Me: Cuz what if I'm in a car crash and some hot doctor sees me wearing old man undies. What will he think?
Nicole, deadpan: He'll think 'Damn, this girl's tryin' ta keep warm.'

Maybe it's because I heard her tone, but this still makes me laugh like hell.

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