When working at the Hellmouth, Epiphany and I got to discussing a fellow employee known for his mangled teeth (and i use the term teeth very loosely), lack of personality and intellect, and his circa 1910 hair style. I don't like to be unkind, now, but to be completely forthcoming, he was nothing short of grotesque. Well, us gals were sitting in the back, deep into gossiping about his recent bed hopping from one co-worker to another when, in utter astonishment at this very thought, Epiphany exclaimed, "What would possess a woman, let alone two, into accepting someone like that into their lady parts? I mean, I honestly believe that one's genitals would have to rebel against something like that. Seriously! It would induce, like, a vaginal uprising." The sheer thought fills me with the urge to vomit into a nearby wastebasket. Bleck!!
The drawing below gives you a somewhat accurate likeness of said co-worker. Thanks to J. Taylor for his hilarious artwork.
1 comment:
no you deedn't!
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