Me = Weird

I found a page the other day that had a random list of email subject lines that I had sent to friends back in the day. Some of them were kinda funny. Judge for yourself:

Vandalizing cars is my hobby.
Spinal columns are not just for straight people.
My loafers have untied laces.
Pirate's gold is for Pirates.
Marsupials live in my toaster.
Peanut Brittle makes for excellent shingles.
I eat potato chips for breakfast.
Marshmallow cupcakes.
Flash Gordon is my personal hair stylist.

Some of these were so cute that I fear there is no possible way that I could have come up with them. Especially the spinal columns one. That cracks me up.