The Saved Texts

From Fr. Michael after telling him that Susan Lucci was to be on Dancing with The Stars:
"omg, i know i love her like the baby jesus"

From Kaitlyn, fellow Harry Potter reader - July 20th 2007:
"Can u believe it? The last potter book! I'm so excited!"

From Melanie on January 16th 2009:
"Just a friendly reminder to shave your crotch January 20th. It's the last day for Bush."

From Blaine:
"jesus fucking handgrenades what kinda movie was duane hopwood?!"
(it'll tear your heart out.)

From Amy, fellow Blues Brothers fanatic:
"Im in KC. Awesome band called 4 fried chickens & a coke"

From Mum after an allergic reaction to a new makeup:
"Call me before you go to Philly. Stay Puft Marshmallow lady? Yeah."

From Marina, fellow lover of The O.C.:
"Gentiles - theyre just not funny...Sandy cohen is a jew after my own heart!"

From Ryan regarding his gorgeous sketch of Duke Ellington:
"Sold 2 u, the highest bidder, the only bidder, miss star, patron to the arts and the worlds coolest cousin :)"

Early morning text from Ash, sleeping in the next room:
"Sugar pie! Get you little butt out of bed and come say goodmorning to me :)"

Fr. Michael after going several weeks without seeing one another:
"I've missed u like cigarettes and the smooth caramel rear ends of young hispanic men;)"

From Kristin Jackson 8:26pm Sept. 25th, 2010:
"Did all the back up vocal and dancers hair for Katy perry on snl today I'm here right now!!"

From Ronny after being told that The Doobie Bros. got back together:
"oh man, the Doobie Brothers are back together! Jack T Colton must be fired up!"
and when asked, "What does the T. stand for?" he replied
"Trustworthy. Now I ain't cheap but I can be had"

From Melissa (this makes me laugh b/c it's such an absurd thing to ask):
"Hi, what is in those socks we were talking about?"