Not a Fan

I was asking everyone at the office if there yet exists an app that can tell you where cops are located. Ya know, like a visual radar detector. Apparently everyone thought this was a terrible idea because then criminals would know where the police were at all times. As for me, I'm more concerned with myself and keeping a very safe distance from anyone in the law enforcement community. I tend to prefer the company of criminals to cops. Marie was the only one on my side. "Yeah, you should see about setting that up. The Fuzz Buster." Damn, I really oughta.