Allow Me to Introduce Y'all To Marina

Okay, so my cousin Marina is basically my other half and shares with me an equally bizarre sense of humor. Well, back in my super market days, I was telling her about how insane the customers would go for the fresh roasted pb. She became irrationally irate and ranted: "Cashew butter? Hazelnut butter? What next-'Do you have any busted nut butter?' I mean, honestly." Busted nut butter...wonder how that shit tastes on my morning bagel...