Joe Produce: "So, Bill, how 'bout you, man? Would you do gay porn for a million bucks?"
Bill: "For a million bucks? Honey, I'd do gay porn for dinner."
(when i told my mother that he said this she immediately hollered 'OH BILL! why would he degrade himself in such a way!?' clearly momma only knew a teeny tiny bit of the bill i knew and loved.)
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so what you are saying is we need to make bill some dinner reservations?
that is precisely what i'm saying!! i'm telling you, that fella constantly had me in stitches. there'll be more to come in later weeks from wild bill. so stay tuned!
This is some of the best reading yet!! Bill from produce is the bomb diggums!
oh, darlin', you ain't see nuthin' yet.
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