Saturday, June 13, 2009

Gettin' the Sex Scoop on Bill from Produce

"So, Bill, what's your magic number?"
"Like a hundred and eighty nine."
"Seriously??"
"Yeah. One eighty nine, give or take."
"wow...um, is that including oral?"
"Honey, that's including lickin' an engineer boot and gettin' pissed on."
"Oh, then that's not so bad."

5 comments:

Cheeks DaBelly said...

I can't even begin to try and count but the engineers boot and the golden shower has me beat anyway.

Star said...

There are few that can outsex the likes of Bill From Produce, so don't even try, honey.

Cheeks DaBelly said...

So ah, how's things going? The blog is progressing nicely, I mean considering it's not about sex or anything. Carry on.

Star said...

oooo....ya got me! but you know damn well that i posted this sex filled story in an attempt to satisfy your need for filth. and i do intend to carry on, baby!

Cheeks DaBelly said...

awesome i'll get the jurgens ready!!

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