Words From a Disappointed Brit

A while back, the gals and I were at Laine's house sipping on Chardonnay and shootin' the breeze. Randy was talking about the book "Pride and Prejudice and Zombies" when our resident brit, Jane, became outraged at the desecration of one of the finest novels ever written. The only thing she could manage to say in this moment of disgust was "Good Lord, what next, I ask you? 'The Grapes of Wrath With the Faerie Dust Bowl'???" Somewhere, John Steinbeck is laughing. A lot.