Gems from Bishop

Penelope: "Dya know how Thomas Jane proposed to Patricia Arquette?"
Bishop: "Uh, with a cheeseburger in his hand?"

Star: "Okay, Bish, I wanna borrow a really bad movie from you with a really hot guy in it..."
Bishop: "Oh! You wanna borrow 'The Transporter,' dontchya?"

While watching Chicago performing "If You Leave Me Now" on VH1's best of the 70s (or something along those lines):
"Peter Cetera's hair looks like a duck's ass. Look at those feathers!"

Penelope: "You have to admire the fact that Bobby Flay answers all of his fan emails."
Bishop: "Anything to keep him from cooking."

One night, driving back from The Ritz, Bishop hit one of those potholes only found in Jersey or Somalia. And he hit it hard. Ka-blam!!
"JES-SUS! Did I just run over a fucking DONKEY???"