Friday, September 11, 2009

Definition of the Day

Gentleman

A well-mannered and considerate man with high standards of proper behavior.
-American Heritage Dictionary

"I mean I thought a 'gentleman' was somebody that owned horses. But it turns out, his short and simple definition of a lady or a gentleman is, someone who always tries to make sure the people around him or her are as comfortable as possible."
~Dave Foley "Blast From The Past"

"In order to be considered a gentleman, it is required that one has seventy-five percent of his teeth."
~Fr. Michael

"The True Gentleman is the man whose conduct proceeds from good will and an acute sense of propriety and whose self-control is equal to all emergencies; who does not make the poor man conscious of his poverty, the obscure man of his obscurity, or any man of his inferiority or deformity; who is himself humbled if necessity compels him to humble another; who does not flatter wealth, cringe before power, or boast of his own possessions or achievements; who speaks with frankness but always with sincerity and sympathy; whose deed follows his word; who thinks of the rights and feelings of others rather than his own; and who appears well in any company; a man with whom honor is sacred and virtue safe."
~John Walter Wayland

4 comments:

Cheeks DaBelly said...

and a gentleman always apologizes for shooting on your face

Star said...

CHEEKS!!! you bad man, you. actually, a gentleman always aims for the tits, then licks it off. (was that unladylike of me???)

Cheeks DaBelly said...

not at all...

emily rose said...

well according to john walter wayland there arent any left... on the other hand michael's got a point!

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