"Dairy pick up on line one. Dairy, line one."
"Dairy Department, Gurt speaking, how can I help you?"
"Yeah, dya have Homo-Genocide milk?"
long, long pause..."Uh......ho-mogenized?"
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Y'know those strange, amusing, or odd little moments in every day life? Well, I'm the nutjob that writes 'em down and saves 'em for a blog that no one may ever see.
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2 comments:
haha even better than the time a lady called looking for Ballsack (instead of Balsamic) vinegar. Of course I told her that we had plenty of that in stock!!
or when the customer at the cafe asked for a punani sandwich rather than a panini. that was awkward to say the least.
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