Gross Comments from An Expectant Mother

Back when I worked at The Pier, my manager was a cold and irrational woman named Clare. She was a rather husky gal, conceived by what I can only assume were two Grizzly bears. One evening while working alongside both Melissa and myself, Clare pointed out that she was feeling nervous about the upcoming delivery. She went so far as to inform us that not only her husband, but also her previous lover had remarked about how tight she was - down there. After throwing up a bit in our mouths, we then managed to continue working with her for the remainder of the evening. Come the next day however, we could no longer contain ourselves and proceeded to tell all of our other coworkers what Beast had said. Every single one of them gasped aloud and wore a horrified look whose equal I've yet to see again. Kent broke through the silence when he shouted, "Tight? Who is she kidding. She could birth Idaho through those hips!!" In truth, she really could.