Thursday, April 8, 2010

Blaine's Porn Star Name

"Jack Turgidly. Not only am I a porn star, I'm also an adverb."

6 comments:

Cerpts said...

Um...I'm sorry but that was me not Blaine. Has he been stealing my material again???

Cheeks DaBelly said...

I'm the country porno star I wear a cowboy hat and boots in all my scenes (I can take off the stirrups if I am requested to do so) my name, of course is Girth Brooks.

Star said...

girth brooks. that, sir, is fucking genius.

Cheeks DaBelly said...

wooo hoooo yeah ride me cowgirl!!! or not

Cerpts said...

Remind me to relay the tale of his relationship with mud.

Star said...

oh no, i wouldn't unless you are certain that he's okay with you divulging his charming proclivities for the outdoors...

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