Y'know those strange, amusing, or odd little moments in every day life? Well, I'm the nutjob that writes 'em down and saves 'em for a blog that no one may ever see.
Thursday, April 8, 2010
Blaine's Porn Star Name
"Jack Turgidly. Not only am I a porn star, I'm also an adverb."
I'm the country porno star I wear a cowboy hat and boots in all my scenes (I can take off the stirrups if I am requested to do so) my name, of course is Girth Brooks.
6 comments:
Um...I'm sorry but that was me not Blaine. Has he been stealing my material again???
I'm the country porno star I wear a cowboy hat and boots in all my scenes (I can take off the stirrups if I am requested to do so) my name, of course is Girth Brooks.
girth brooks. that, sir, is fucking genius.
wooo hoooo yeah ride me cowgirl!!! or not
Remind me to relay the tale of his relationship with mud.
oh no, i wouldn't unless you are certain that he's okay with you divulging his charming proclivities for the outdoors...
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