I Am Sawyer

I have a knack for giving nicknames to co-workers and regulars. The inspiration for all of this came from Cerpts, who I believe is responsible for giving Grey Haired Skank her name. Until I knew this I referred to her as Flintstone Feet. Here are some of my gems:

Hamburger Face

Sassy Britches

Footface

Hot Flash

Sexy Sleeves

Mr. Shit

Skullet Rob

Tapeworm

Starchy Pants

Clipboard

Mr. & Mrs. Mocha