Insanity

Melissa called me the other day to tell me that her friend, Mandy - who we used to go clubbing with back in the day - called her in a manic moment saying that she would keep the child that she was pregnant with and wanted to know if Melissa and Alan would throw her a baby shower. Alan is Mandy's husband. Mandy is not pregnant with Alan's child. Alan is aware of this. Mandy is leaving to move to South America in a few months to be with the child's father. Oh, and she wanted to see if they could have the shower in Bill's backyard. Yeah...Bill is Melissa's ex who she no longer lives with and who was never fond of Mandy and Alan to begin with. Clearly if there is a God she will not carry to term. I'm shocked she managed to conceive in the first place seeing as she is heavily using prescription medication. Oh, and she met the father online and got pregnant cuz her period had just ended so she didn't think she could get pregnant. Apparently Mandy was absent that day in junior high when the sex ed teacher explained that a female can get pregnant anytime - before, during, and after her cycle. Good lord...I told Melis that my advice is to blow her off. Mandy is clearly no longer operating out of her right mind.