Birthday Hell

Fr. Michael was telling me that his boyfriend, E, decided one evening to announce his birthday plans: "I was thinkin' that for my birthday I'm gonna get like a party bus to take me and like twelve friends to a bunch a different bars. It's 800 bucks. We can afford it if we ask everyone to pay for it." Michael's response? "Star, can you believe this shit? I mean, have I adopted a thirty year old child? I need to be gettin' some money from the damn state for raising this fool, cause this shit is ridiculous." It needs to be stated that E expects the guests to chip in for the bus as well as buy him a gift or gifts and pay for drinks at every bar. Kids these days...