Arizona or Bust

IM conversation between myself and my coworker who is hoping to find a new position out in Arizona.

Hugh: there's an opening for an on-call mammography technologist in glendale, az

Me: um
       i think you need schooling for that

Hugh: lol yeah

Me: and no offense, but you aren't super compassionate
       so i don't think you'd make the ladies feel at ease

Hugh: the tv in the waiting room would be showing action movies nonstop

Me: that'll ease the tension for sure
       nothing prepares a gal for a mammogram like Commando