Late Night Break In To The EPA

So my BFF works for the EPA and after we met for dinner the other night, I had to go peepod. It was late and nothing in the parking lot where I left my car was open. So we went to her work and she told the security guard that she forgot something and could she please be granted entrance into building four. As we drove over to her building I chastised her for lying to a government official. She responded, "No I didn't. I forgot to deposit urine into one of the facility's toilets." She got me on that one.