Frozen Mike Speaks Out

Working with Mike in Frozen was always a hoot. One Thursday afternoon he was helping an attractive female customer and was actually chatting her up a bit. Very Un-Frozen Mike, since he was usually quite silent and reserved. A few minutes later he came over to me and still looking back at her stated, "I'm better looking than her boyfriend." I glanced over at her and noticed that she was walking off with a guy. Mike continued, "She should be with me. But he's tall. Stocky boys like me don't get love. Not since the thirties."