Y'know those strange, amusing, or odd little moments in every day life? Well, I'm the nutjob that writes 'em down and saves 'em for a blog that no one may ever see.
Sunday, May 30, 2010
Hilarious Quote
Roseanne on life after Tom Arnold: "I'm not upset about my divorce. I'm only upset I'm not a widow." Ouch.
during the end of my marriage I decided not to get my wife a gift for her birthday. When she realized I had ignored her birthday she asked why didn't I get her anything to which I answered: "Because you didn't use what I got you last year." and of course she said "What did you get me last year?" To which I replied:
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oooooo that hurts...
during the end of my marriage I decided not to get my wife a gift for her birthday. When she realized I had ignored her birthday she asked why didn't I get her anything to which I answered: "Because you didn't use what I got you last year." and of course she said "What did you get me last year?" To which I replied:
"A headstone my dear, a headstone."
daaaaaamn! i never liked your ex, to be honest. she did not strike me as being terribly supportive.
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