Christian Dentistry

Fr. Michael was ranting about a local advert he saw on the telly the other night: "A commercial for Christian Dentistry featuring the dentist's children saying 'M'Daddy loves Jesus AND your teeth!' I wanted to immediately take up devil worshiping. I wanted to sell - no give - my soul to Satan. Liza, I need to find a new religion because I can't, I can't...Can you imagine going to the dentist and hearing about the Lord? Gimme a fucking break. I'd fuckin' kill myself. Unbelievable..."