Fr. Michael's Run-In w/the Law

Never one to hold his tongue for any reason, Fr. Michael was sitting in his car with his bf last week outside of his home. They'd just gotten back from the movies and wanted to finish their conversation when Johnny Law pulls up behind their car, flashes his lights and gets out. Michael, now annoyed at this bullshit excuse for the local rollers to act big and bad, kills the engine and goes to open his door. "Get back in the fuckin' car, now! Put your hands where I can see 'em! Stay in the fuckin' car!!" Apparently this officer had become confused and thought he was at an audition for Southland. This ain't fuckin' South Central, so I don't know what that reaction was all about. Anyhow, Michael shuts the door and rolls the window down. The cop comes up to the driver's side and before he can say a word, Michael asks him, "Officer, are you concerned because there's a Latino in the neighborhood? Is that what this is all about?" Johnny Law suddenly gets all flustered and apologetic when he discovers that he completely overreacted. Take that, punk.