Saturday, December 19, 2009
Despair on the Flip Side
A girl I used to know told me that when her baby brother was little he was incessantly tortured by Preston, the family dog. Preston would bite Christian's ear, step on him, and knock him over on a daily basis. Years later, Erin was taking the family's coffee table with her to college. Loading it into her car she noticed something carved into the bottom. It said "I HAT PRESTON."
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hahahahahaha there are no words for how simply hilarious that is....
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